Tuesday, March 10, 2026

Updates: Iran Falling, Cabal Collapsing, KZ Rocking


 Iran is burning as the evil nexus incinerates, the demonic leadership choking on its own toxic fumes.  The Satanic regime cloaked in false religious dogma as phony and ineffectual as their new cardboard cutout of a Supreme Leader.

And BTW, has the world ever seen a more accurate depiction of a Satanic religio-government leader than the worshipping of a literal cardboard cutout?  Iran sucks as a military and swallows as world power, but their Temu Tinpot regime fucks hard when it comes to comic irony and self-parody.

I’ve been pouring energy into the dissolution of this paper mache regime and like every other Satanic structure it folds like Weird Al Yankovic’s accordion during a polka montage.  If it wasn’t so personally satisfying and amusing it would feel like a waste of energy.  These sheet-heads lack the potency of a typical goat rapist. 

The fact that Obama took these clowns seriously enough to try and let them have nukes and hand over pallets of cash doesn’t say much for his standing as a president, but it sure lends a lot of credibility to the assertions that he was a down low bottom in his marriage and other dating endeavors.  And probably swallows too.

One week in and decades of inferior Russian and Chinese technology has been vaporized, along with the bathtub navy and some of their oil infrastructure.  The giant fireballs are a nice touch.  I’m sure the Prince of Darkness (no, not the dead overrated singer) appreciated that, though he has to be otherwise pretty disappointed in his overall work in the Middle East.

These losers really thought the Twelfth Imam was going to stop what he’s doing and hang out with that clown show.

They have their own Baghdad Bob, who I’m pretty sure Trump and Netanyahu are keeping alive solely for the comedy. And he’s only slightly more accurate than our own empty-jar heads Douglas “Retard” McGregor and Matt “all forehead and no brains” Gaetz.

And let’s not forget Tucker “I have scratch marks from demons” Quatarlson, the only person to fail the Special Olympics entry exam.

This is a sad sack of a Luciferian lineup.  Hard times for the underworld, bro?

I’m not sure why we were letting energies be blocked over these blockheads, but if we’re going to have a spiritual war, we really need to find more worthy adversaries to make it interesting. Maduro was snatched up so quickly he became a one-word knock-knock joke.  Cuba is filling out its surrender papers and wetting itself every time someone lights off an M-80.

Meanwhile Trump is using the World Economic Forum to try out new comedy routines and USAID is a faded Subaru bumper sticker partially covered up by Bigfoot.

Sure, the Democrats will probably win in the 2026 elections, but only because the swamp needs to switch tops and bottoms regularly to avoid bruising.  They can barely pass gas and half the chamber has to pass a weekly challenge to prove they’re not dead.

Oh and in “half-surprising news” it turns out professional loser and “spiritual guru” Deepak Chopra, whose teachings are adored by dozens of mentally unstable people who can’t get laid, was hanging out with Epstein.  Half-surprising because it’s odd to think Epstein would hang out with someone that lame.  Yes, even compared to Bill Gates.

Love and light continuing its perfect batting average of zero.

This Cabal is as soft and impotent as Lincoln Project orgy.  And as ugly and pathetic, too.

It’s hard to believe we’ve been holding back energetically over these losers.  Even worse when you consider that around 2015 we had empty water weenies on the Ken Wilbur circle jerk forums celebrating the lame Iran nuclear deal as some kind of spiritual awakening.

No, the douchebags will not inherit the earth.  Just Mom and Dad’s 401k, which they’ll squander on ironically-named “men’s retreats.” (Speaking of soft and impotent things.)

So what is “Intergral”? One part arrogant, one part clueless, one part insane and two parts retarded, mixed with a steaming hot pile of bullshit and baked at 350 degrees for twenty years or until everyone dies of boredom?  The things I’ve wasted my time and energy on.

“Hella” lame.  Just like “hella.”

It feels good to be out in the open, letting it all hang out and taking out the garbage. It reminds me a little of clearing out all that crap from my house after the tenants skipped town without paying and left their raging alcoholism all over the kitchen.  I got to know the people at the Escambia County dump pretty well, but wouldn’t want that again.

I’ve had enough of laying low, hiding in plain sight.  I mean, it worked.  The hiding in plain sight worked so well I was even hiding from myself.  Life’s too short for that kind of crap.  If you can’t take my energy, best get out of my way. 

Or if you’re in Iran, scream “Aloo Whackbar” really loud for dramatic effect.  Fireball incoming.

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